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Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:48 pm
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Cov Ops Hunter
Joined: 01 Sep 2005
Posts: 202
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Old Saint Nick's got Bourbon breath
It's so cold you could catch your death
A cop sold me some crystal meth
It's a merry f*ckin' Christmas
Everything's so Criss-muss-ee
The streets are twinkling with frozen pee
My priest just sat on Santa's knee
It's a merry f*ckin' Christmas
All the kids go to bed each night
To dream what Santa brings 'em
Unless they're Jewish or Muslim
Or some other gyp religion
Crappy toys flyin' off the shelves
Midgets dressed up to look like elves
Spread good cheer or burn in Hell
It's a merry f*ckin' Christmas
Cracklin' fires to keep me warm
And my collection of Asian porn
Cradle my bells and work my horn
It's a keep-on-truckin'
Last-year-suckin'
Midget-chuckin'
Slap-the-puckin'
How-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuckin'
Merrrry fuuuuckin' Christmaaaaaas |
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Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:57 am
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Cov Ops Spy
Joined: 04 Sep 2006
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Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:52 pm
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Trader
Joined: 18 Aug 2005
Posts: 25
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well, your out of the closet now, so its ok(ish).
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Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:15 pm
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Forum Spammer
Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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Location: Norway
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as always i ask when are u coming back u bad bad danish 
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cartiff wrote:
Lunas, stop being a drama queen and chill, get laid if you must, but remember, pat's dad needs to get to sleep early as he works for a living. |
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Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:38 pm
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Cov Ops Hunter
Joined: 01 Sep 2005
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when I'm done mining for my titan... problem is.. I dunno how to fit miners... when we left NBSI I left my barge behind and never ever figured out how to buy a new one lol.
Nah can't say anythin atm. Currently buzzin around bein director of this corp, and being in charge of diplomatics.. I really love it. Did you know how many ways there is to tell someone FUCK YOU! ??? *lol* |
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Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:25 pm
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Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:38 pm
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Forum Spammer
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| Tolin Dorden wrote: | when I'm done mining for my titan... problem is.. I dunno how to fit miners... when we left NBSI I left my barge behind and never ever figured out how to buy a new one lol.
Nah can't say anythin atm. Currently buzzin around bein director of this corp, and being in charge of diplomatics.. I really love it. Did you know how many ways there is to tell someone FUCK YOU! ??? *lol* |
  well have fun m8 hope u gona fing out how to fitt miners
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Lunas, stop being a drama queen and chill, get laid if you must, but remember, pat's dad needs to get to sleep early as he works for a living. |
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