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Kivers
PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:37 pm  Reply with quote
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Merrilly cruising round ASCN space in my crow I happen upon an npcing Raven. I put a call out for backup to find that the only available "help" is Multisanti and Gordon (aka Mofosanto and Gaybo) 14 jumps out.

Anyway with nothing better to do with my time I sit within scan range and watch the Raven move through 15 belts as he works his way up through the system. Crap spawn following crap spawn means there is no chance of me nipping in to provide an assist for the rats and I am no closer to achieving my goal - namely of letting him kill a domi spawn then grabing the loot and running away sheepishly to Jita Wink .

Meanwhile the Chuckle Brothers (Multi & Gordon) are ambling towards my system minus any bookmarks in a Claw and a Vaga (I doubt they had a mwd between them tbh).

Finally after 20 minutes of following the Raven (npcing with a hostile crow consistently within scan range ftw Very Happy ) the Eve Gods toss me a tidbit as he warps to a belt with a triple battleship spawn \o/ , at which point I hear that my backup is in warp to the in gate.

Finally getting the chance of some action is the cue for the wife to start talking at me about decorating/shopping/flowers, I forget which, so I have to get off vent as I warp to the belt and shout "Get back in the kitchen and knit me a sweater" to the Strife.

Instead I resort to hoping that M&G can read and start spamming gang chat with "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!!!!!!"
and "BELT X-X BELT X-X!!!!!!!!!!" (caps ftw) destroying my exclamation mark key in the process.

I land 30km from the Raven and mofo towards him for the scramble. A few seconds later, by which time I had pretty much broken the Ravens tank, "(combat) Your Dual Light Pulse Laser II perfectly strikes xxxx;ASCN(Raven), wrecking for 90.5 damage" Razz , the cavalry come in for the glory and the Raven takes it in the face. Sparking this in local: xxxxxxxx > a bit cowardly was it not? (names have been witheld to protect innocent hobbits).

Thinking "this guy must know me already", doesn't stop me from having just enough time to nab the loot, jump out, safe spot and log out. The Chuckle Brothers will never see that loot again Razz

Cost to me one broken exclamation mark key and a 10 minute sulk for ignoring the wife. Wrote this story during those 10 minutes...


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Christopher Multsanti
PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:56 pm  Reply with quote
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to me to you to me to you.
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Shaemell Buttleson
PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:51 pm  Reply with quote
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Excellent. "A bit cowerdly was it not" WTF he's having a laugh!
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Lunas Feelgood
PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:12 pm  Reply with quote
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Lmao very nice read m8 Very Happy
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Blackdog
PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:58 pm  Reply with quote
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Kivers wrote:
I forget which, so I have to get off vent as I warp to the belt and shout "Get back in the kitchen and knit me a sweater" to the strife.


OMG that's so Cartman of you!!! Very Happy

Nice read btw
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Kivers
PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:31 pm  Reply with quote
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[Maza] Blackdog wrote:
Kivers wrote:
I forget which, so I have to get off vent as I warp to the belt and shout "Get back in the kitchen and knit me a sweater" to the strife.


OMG that's so Cartman of you!!! Very Happy

Nice read btw


Hehe, someone else who watches South Park too much Very Happy
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cartiff
PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:48 am  Reply with quote
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you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie
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Blahdi > how was i hostile?
heyjoe52 > you warped in on our gate without warning and didnt pay a toll
Blahdi > you didnt ask for a toll
heyjoe52 > fuck, forgot that part
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Dellie
PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:05 am  Reply with quote
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cartiff wrote:
you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie


your about a year late to reply.. Smile
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cartiff
PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:07 am  Reply with quote
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hush, I'm too kool for school
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Blahdi > how was i hostile?
heyjoe52 > you warped in on our gate without warning and didnt pay a toll
Blahdi > you didnt ask for a toll
heyjoe52 > fuck, forgot that part
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Angmar01
PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:02 am  Reply with quote
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cartiff wrote:
hush, I'm too kool for school


Laughing Laughing Laughing u cant go to school u are the leader of DWA and we need u here,this is school for u hehehe
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Lunas, stop being a drama queen and chill, get laid if you must, but remember, pat's dad needs to get to sleep early as he works for a living.
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