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cartiff
PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:50 am  Reply with quote
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Joined: 08 May 2005
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I doubt he'll post it here, so i will Very Happy

Edenmain, our brave warrier was wandering around in low sec, looking for targets, when low and behond, he spies a ferox at a planet, flashing red.
Woohay, he thinks.. he's just attacked someone, i can attack him without a sec hit, woohoo.
So our jolly eden goes for him, only for the ferox to run from planet to planet, evading our brave fearless eden in his scorp.
"Ah well" he thinks and starts to wander off, as eden is jumping out, the ferox warps to his gate.

Idea Bright Idea Idea
I know, I'll wait here for him, and catch him as he jumps in. sorted.
Hello, thers an ishkur here, I'll see what he's upto.
Convo opens.
Eden "Lo m8, u waiting for this ferox as well?"
Ishkur "yea sure, gang me up"
Gate Active
here he is, oh no, he gets away to a planet, ishkur warps off after him.
Ishkur "I got him scrambled at planet X, warp to me!"
Eden "ok m8, on the way"

So, our eden drops out of warp to find 3 Battlecruisers waiting for him, and his mate in the ishkur, "uh oh"
Eden dies.

Moral of the story.
When trying to kill a supposed pirate...... ensure to check that the person your ganging to help in the gank, is NOT a member of the targets corp. LMAO

Eden you get the prize, for ganging the targets corpmate and trying to gank him with his help lol.

Eden, your a nob.
But you give us a good laugh.
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Blahdi > how was i hostile?
heyjoe52 > you warped in on our gate without warning and didnt pay a toll
Blahdi > you didnt ask for a toll
heyjoe52 > fuck, forgot that part
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Skidd
PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:15 am  Reply with quote
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 328

omg Laughing
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Shaemell Buttleson
PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:35 am  Reply with quote
God Himself


Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 2947

Aye it's a lame trick but quite an old one. Sad
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cartiff
PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:18 am  Reply with quote
God Himself


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no no shae, i think you misunderstand, eden ganged this blokes corpmate (he didn't know he was a mate of the targets) and then got ganked by their corp lol in 0.4 at a planet.

I.E.
Pirate see's lunas and tries to kill him.
Pirate jumps out and see's escador "hey escador, u wanna help me kill Lunas?" "yea sure"
Lunas runs to a planet, Escador shouts to the pirate "i got him scrambled"
Pirate warps into find a E-R gank squad Very Happy

fucking nubs lol

Was no trick, just eden being an idiot and ganging the targets corpmate lol
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heyjoe52 > you warped in on our gate without warning and didnt pay a toll
Blahdi > you didnt ask for a toll
heyjoe52 > fuck, forgot that part
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Alphamarine
PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:22 pm  Reply with quote
God Himself


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Location: Newcastle upon Tyne

Cough Cough , Frieghter with hull damage??? Laughing
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cartiff
PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:21 pm  Reply with quote
God Himself


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get back into your box you
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Blahdi > how was i hostile?
heyjoe52 > you warped in on our gate without warning and didnt pay a toll
Blahdi > you didnt ask for a toll
heyjoe52 > fuck, forgot that part
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Droog812
PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:25 pm  Reply with quote
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Joined: 07 Dec 2005
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Location: It rains a lot here

omfg eden you noob!
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Lunas Feelgood
PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:58 pm  Reply with quote
The King of the 'verse!


Joined: 10 May 2005
Posts: 1767
Location: Denmark.

Alphamarine wrote:
Cough Cough , Frieghter with hull damage??? Laughing


Omg yea cartiff you need to write that story that was fun hehe
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