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cartiff
PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:48 am  Reply with quote
God Himself


Joined: 08 May 2005
Posts: 3697

Login.
Look at quests currently running.
Ignore current quests and look around for interesting stuff.
Find camp of enemies at least 5 levels above me.
Think to myself "i can take em"
Engage
Ouch
Run
Run
Run
Dead
FUCKING SHIT BASTARD WANKER CUNT BOLLOX
Respawn as ghost.
Walk all the way back to corpse (located in the middle of enemy camp)
Click "resurrect" joy
Wake up in enemy camp
Instantly get agro
ARGH
Run
Run
Run
Dead
FUCKING SHIT BASTARD WANKER CUNT BOLLOX ARSE SLAG
Respawn as ghost.
Walk all the way back to corpse (still located in the middle of enemy camp)
Click "resurrect"
Agro
Run
Run
Dead
FUCKING SHIT FUCKING BASTARD FUCKING WANKER FUCKING CUNT BOLLOX ARSEING SLAG
Respawn as ghost.
Walk all the way back to corpse (located on edge of enemy camp)
Click "resurrect"
Run
Run
Phew
Start recharging health/mana
ARGH
Wandering NPC agro's you.
Run
Run
Dead

Logout
Load CSS
Shoot newbs in the face
Log back into WOW

Rinse Repeat
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Blahdi > how was i hostile?
heyjoe52 > you warped in on our gate without warning and didnt pay a toll
Blahdi > you didnt ask for a toll
heyjoe52 > fuck, forgot that part
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Droog812
PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:54 am  Reply with quote
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Joined: 07 Dec 2005
Posts: 690
Location: It rains a lot here

Laughing
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Dellie
PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:23 am  Reply with quote
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Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Posts: 55014
Location: Netherlands

lmao...
get back to eve you nubbin...
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Ninna
PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:51 am  Reply with quote
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Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 57

lol
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Gradinger
PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:18 pm  Reply with quote
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something´s wrong with that story Rolling Eyes
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Termy
PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:20 pm  Reply with quote
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rofl, no chris and rofel to the rescue?? Razz
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Kivers
PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:56 pm  Reply with quote
Titan Pilot


Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 974

Termy wrote:
rofl, no chris and rofel to the rescue?? Razz


They obviously learnt their lesson (to stay clear of Cart) in Eve Razz
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EagerDeadlock
PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:20 pm  Reply with quote
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WOW.. ohgod. Man that sucks.. css is good though. Yo in a clan cart?
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cartiff
PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:34 pm  Reply with quote
God Himself


Joined: 08 May 2005
Posts: 3697

puh I'm too uber to be in a clan
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Blahdi > how was i hostile?
heyjoe52 > you warped in on our gate without warning and didnt pay a toll
Blahdi > you didnt ask for a toll
heyjoe52 > fuck, forgot that part
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EagerDeadlock
PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:37 pm  Reply with quote
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lol k
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Laythun
PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:38 pm  Reply with quote
Cov Ops Hunter


Joined: 15 Dec 2005
Posts: 225
Location: Giving up on Eve

cartiff wrote:
puh I'm too NOOber to be in a clan


edited for clarity
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Uggs
PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:39 pm  Reply with quote
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Joined: 06 May 2005
Posts: 485
Location: Inside Pat's Mom

dont you guys play with e-r tags on css?
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cartiff
PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:25 pm  Reply with quote
God Himself


Joined: 08 May 2005
Posts: 3697

i do
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Blahdi > how was i hostile?
heyjoe52 > you warped in on our gate without warning and didnt pay a toll
Blahdi > you didnt ask for a toll
heyjoe52 > fuck, forgot that part
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Nathrezim
PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:36 am  Reply with quote
God Himself


Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 2664
Location: In Morgs basement

Playing WoW with Cartiff :

Me on vent : Yo mofoz, waz up? wow eh?
*various people who i will not name here reply yes, among them, Cartiff*

So, guys, what server you guys on? I just finished patching up my WoW client since EvE is fubar'd atm.

bla bla bla bla

I end up rolling a Paladin (male) and Cartiff rolling a Paladin (female!!).

So, we set off for our journey together !!!

Me: Dude, you need to get a braw, those boobs are just hanging out of that t-shirt.
Cart : Its how its supposed to be.
Me : shake that ass baby, im *following* ya!

We get our quests kill some shit for the quests,get some decent equipment (well, more decent than the starter equip) and we are about level 5,6..
So, we're looking for a fucking mine to wtfpown some kobolds.

-Yo, Cart, its not that way.
-No its this way, it says south.
-Ye, we went left, not down the map..
-Yea, so? There's a big bear over there..it's level 9. We can handle it. LEEEEEROY!!!!!
-WAIT !!!!! SHIT!! RUN !! FUCK HEAL!! AGH !! UNLEASH THE FUCKING SEAL!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!! HEAL ME WANKER !
-Chill, its under control!!

After some minutes of fighting and running aroud the forest semi-panicked, we kill the fucking bear.

Cart : See, i told ya !
Me : Riiight.. Lets go to that mine now and do our quest. It gives decent money and i need cash to train.
-Yea yea, one sec, i see a house over there.
-Cart, there are level 9 guards.
-Man, you aint fun! we can go around....... FUCK RUN RUN RUN !! OMG NOT THAT WAY !! (i almost ran in a camp of level 25 spiders across a river) HEAL ME HEAL ME! Whenever you feel its ok, HEAL ME FFS!

- I am Healing you !! run ffs, NOT THAT WAY YOU ARE out of my range. SHIT I GOT AGGRO NOW!!! AAAH HEAL ME!! FUCK I REMOVED THE HEAL BUTTON FROM MY BAR! Fucking shift, need to change it from voice activation key.
-STFU AND HEAL ME!! AAAH!

-You got aggro again? LOL! RUN BITCH !

- I am i am !!!! keep running!!! Ok, they let you go.... AND ARE COMING FOR ME !!! HEAL HEAL HEAL !! FUCK IM DYING !

- RUN FFS!! NOT THROUGH THE FOREST ! .... NOT THAT WAY !! -a couple of bears agress him aswell, after keeping him alive i get aggro due to me healing him once more -

Me: STOP HEALING JUST RUUUN !!!

After panicking and running through trees, rocks and various other shit, we lose aggro and sit down for a small rest..

Cart : Ok, lets go back !!!
Me: WTF ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!?!
Cart : oh, the mine! Lets go !!
Me: <sighs> Ye, lets go kill those kobolds, i bet they got bored waiting for us.. Shake that ass baby, im right behind ya. need a Lay on hands? - oh wait, thats from another game *ponders* -

Anyway, during the few hour(s) we were playing, i was crashing all the time.. couldnt figure out why..Then i remembered that i have actually given the account to a friend of mine (who is paying for it aswell).. so, i get *evil* mode on and go and change the password, MWAHAHAH !!!
That was really funny, the guy called me, asked if im logged in.

Me : No man, you know i hate that shit, im on eve atm shooting some stuff and im in the middle of an op atm, cant really talk (Cart started his LEEROY'ing in the dungeon, had to save his arse)
-same time im telling cart to STFU on vent, i told him the story and he was yelling shit like : HEAL ME ! BUFF ME!! OMG get that kobold off me etc etc Razz -
My friend : Uhm ok, cause ive been trying to log in quite a few hours now and i get online, then i get disconnected etc and NOW the password aint even working!!
Me : OMFG ! think someone hacked our account? I'll mail blizzard RIGHT away with the CD key and a new password.I'll get back to you when i ahve a reply, ok?
My friend : ok, thanks man.

I hang up the phone, turn vent back on -
-Ok, where were we?
-Uhm, i still need 2 candles and some gold dust.
-Right, lets get on to it.


Combo of ciggies, some not-really-legal-ciggies and a few glasses of vodka made that night one of the fucking funniest ive ever had like 2-3 months now, gaming-wise Wink Oh and some totally yoohoo songs.

Yoohoo song = a song that helps you get stoned, imagine wierd shit with soft ''electronic/underground'' music.
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cartiff
PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:23 am  Reply with quote
God Himself


Joined: 08 May 2005
Posts: 3697

aye, was fucking class

Naths such a pussy though, i mean come on, we're 2 level 5' we can take on a few level 9's
1-2 well... 3-4 lets face it and some bears.
healing was fun, turns out it pulls agro onto the healer, so it became a mad heal, shit under attack, heal me, healed, LOL now your under attack "heal me!!" ok, shit now I'm under attack !!!.

then we tried to take on a lev10 Rare with a grey shiny thingy round his box.
we got our arses kicked, mainly cos naths shite with healing, blatently,
we could have taken him!!
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Blahdi > how was i hostile?
heyjoe52 > you warped in on our gate without warning and didnt pay a toll
Blahdi > you didnt ask for a toll
heyjoe52 > fuck, forgot that part
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