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-> DWA - Cart saves Luny's fat ass |
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:14 am
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God Himself
Joined: 08 May 2005
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So, 4 old E-R guys are buming around in Fix space.
Cartiff
Lunas
Rofel
Zaentz
We're in a razor fleet, but their moving slow and we're bored, so we wander off.
Intel comes in of a camp in 3-f 6-8 of them, including a scorp + arazu.
Lovely job
We head towards them, we're in..... 2x Slepnier 1scorp 1sacrilige
Luny jumps in first and heads to the camped gate at 0
Lands, craps his pants and warps back to our gate.
We wait patiently smacking lunas on vent, as per usual.
Bingo, enemy falls for it and starts warping to our gate lol, luny engages, and quickly shouts for help, as he's getting his ass handed to him.
We jump in and engage, Lunys literally crying on vent that he's "going down" and "i hate pvp, why do the bigboys always pick on me!!" and all kinds of other rubbish.
So i take pity on him and jam everything thats shooting him at once.
Scorp 4tw
Bugger in comes the enemy scorp and jams me, suddenly I'm mr happy with everything flashing red on my screen, ffs.
Lunys so happy that i saved him that he almost creams his pants and basically offered me "anything" I'd like to make up for it.
I decline the offer of bumlove, not my thing fella, anyway onto the battle.
Enemy Brutix goes down, then we switch to a rax whos tryin to arsefuck me.
Enemy scorp losses his jam on me so i jam him and jam the rax/pilgrim/tackler thats hold me down, rax dies and we switch onto the pilgrim.
Enemy scorp then jams me, pilgrim tries to leggit but 2sleps on you ddoesn't help. Enemy scorp loses his jam on me so i jam him and laugh manically.
Pilgrim goes down, and 1 of the tacklers legs it in structure, another tackler isn't that lucky and gets it in the face from rof's drones.
In total
We killed..
Brutix
Rax
Pilgrim
Frig
Only thing we lost was some ammo and lunas's self respect
nice little skirmish
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Blahdi > how was i hostile?
heyjoe52 > you warped in on our gate without warning and didnt pay a toll
Blahdi > you didnt ask for a toll
heyjoe52 > fuck, forgot that part |
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:58 am
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Carrier Pilot
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
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Location: Fucking Jutland, Denmark
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LOL 
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:04 am
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Carrier Pilot
Joined: 05 Jul 2006
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Location: Slovenia (GMT+1)
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LOL, very nice 
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XaTraS9th / Theijuiel
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:56 pm
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Titan Pilot
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| lol, nice - Lunas lost his self respect a long time ago though. |
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:16 pm
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God Himself
Joined: 08 May 2005
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Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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Hehe, when Cart gets in his favorite Scorp, Scorp pawns Eve 
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When the time comes ill be there!
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:25 pm
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God Himself
Joined: 08 May 2005
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Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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Hold on a minute, Lunny did you have stabs???
How the feck did you land 0 on the opposing gate then get back to the other one without getting scrambled, hmm i don't think we are getting the full story here
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When the time comes ill be there!
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:50 pm
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Ranis Whore
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
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| Alphamarine wrote: | Hold on a minute, Lunny did you have stabs???
How the feck did you land 0 on the opposing gate then get back to the other one without getting scrambled, hmm i don't think we are getting the full story here |
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So, 4 old E-R guys are buming around in Fix space. |
oh .. and what kivers said
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:18 pm
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God Himself
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he warped in at zero and they thought he was going to jump so didn't bother agroing, when he warped back to our gate, they followed lol
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Blahdi > how was i hostile?
heyjoe52 > you warped in on our gate without warning and didnt pay a toll
Blahdi > you didnt ask for a toll
heyjoe52 > fuck, forgot that part |
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:31 pm
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God Himself
Joined: 08 May 2005
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Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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LMAO!
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:48 pm
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Forum Spammer
Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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Location: Norway
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lol nice one
but u need to give me your scorp sett up m8
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:02 pm
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Titan Pilot
Joined: 07 Dec 2005
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Location: It rains a lot here
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ffs i cant believe you nublets are in razor.
good story though.
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