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cartiff
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:14 am  Reply with quote
God Himself


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So, 4 old E-R guys are buming around in Fix space.

Cartiff
Lunas
Rofel
Zaentz

We're in a razor fleet, but their moving slow and we're bored, so we wander off.
Intel comes in of a camp in 3-f 6-8 of them, including a scorp + arazu.
Lovely job

We head towards them, we're in..... 2x Slepnier 1scorp 1sacrilige

Luny jumps in first and heads to the camped gate at 0
Lands, craps his pants and warps back to our gate.
We wait patiently smacking lunas on vent, as per usual.

Bingo, enemy falls for it and starts warping to our gate lol, luny engages, and quickly shouts for help, as he's getting his ass handed to him.
We jump in and engage, Lunys literally crying on vent that he's "going down" and "i hate pvp, why do the bigboys always pick on me!!" and all kinds of other rubbish.
So i take pity on him and jam everything thats shooting him at once.
Scorp 4tw

Bugger in comes the enemy scorp and jams me, suddenly I'm mr happy with everything flashing red on my screen, ffs.

Lunys so happy that i saved him that he almost creams his pants and basically offered me "anything" I'd like to make up for it.
I decline the offer of bumlove, not my thing fella, anyway onto the battle.

Enemy Brutix goes down, then we switch to a rax whos tryin to arsefuck me.

Enemy scorp losses his jam on me so i jam him and jam the rax/pilgrim/tackler thats hold me down, rax dies and we switch onto the pilgrim.
Enemy scorp then jams me, pilgrim tries to leggit but 2sleps on you ddoesn't help. Enemy scorp loses his jam on me so i jam him and laugh manically.
Pilgrim goes down, and 1 of the tacklers legs it in structure, another tackler isn't that lucky and gets it in the face from rof's drones.

In total
We killed..
Brutix
Rax
Pilgrim
Frig

Only thing we lost was some ammo and lunas's self respect

nice little skirmish
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Blahdi > how was i hostile?
heyjoe52 > you warped in on our gate without warning and didnt pay a toll
Blahdi > you didnt ask for a toll
heyjoe52 > fuck, forgot that part
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dPet
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:58 am  Reply with quote
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LOL Laughing
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XaTraS
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:04 am  Reply with quote
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LOL, very nice Very Happy
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Kivers
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:56 pm  Reply with quote
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lol, nice - Lunas lost his self respect a long time ago though.
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Alphamarine
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:16 pm  Reply with quote
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Hehe, when Cart gets in his favorite Scorp, Scorp pawns Eve Wink
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Alphamarine
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:25 pm  Reply with quote
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Hold on a minute, Lunny did you have stabs???

How the feck did you land 0 on the opposing gate then get back to the other one without getting scrambled, hmm i don't think we are getting the full story here Laughing Laughing
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ishquar tehsainte
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:50 pm  Reply with quote
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Alphamarine wrote:
Hold on a minute, Lunny did you have stabs???

How the feck did you land 0 on the opposing gate then get back to the other one without getting scrambled, hmm i don't think we are getting the full story here Laughing Laughing


read carefully:

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So, 4 old E-R guys are buming around in Fix space.


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oh .. and what kivers said Laughing
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cartiff
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:18 pm  Reply with quote
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he warped in at zero and they thought he was going to jump so didn't bother agroing, when he warped back to our gate, they followed lol
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Blahdi > you didnt ask for a toll
heyjoe52 > fuck, forgot that part
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Alphamarine
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:31 pm  Reply with quote
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LMAO!
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Angmar01
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:48 pm  Reply with quote
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lol nice one Laughing Laughing

but u need to give me your scorp sett up m8 Very Happy
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Lunas, stop being a drama queen and chill, get laid if you must, but remember, pat's dad needs to get to sleep early as he works for a living.
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Droog812
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:02 pm  Reply with quote
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ffs i cant believe you nublets are in razor.

good story though.
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